April 1, 2019
Twenty years ago supermodel Fabio was struck by a goose during the media preview for Apollo’s Chariot at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. On the anniversary of the ride Fabio hatched his revenge. He made arrangements for a Canadian Goose to be given his seat at the anniversary event, and waited patiently on the track to ambush it. Fabio again escaped with minor superficial injuries, but the goose was not so lucky. The Canadian Government has banned Fabio, Apollo and all other Roman Gods from entering their country for the next 20 years. Fabio was seen later that day with some sort of rotisserie drumstick.